28 thoughts on “The Doghouse”

  1. The only way to stay out of the doghouse is by using the infi system. Don’t ever get married and avoid long term relationships…

  2. I remember one year my Dad was really in the doghouse when he bought my Mum a wheelbarrow for her birthday. That only lasted until Christmas when she bought him a stunning fur coat. 🙂

    • I don’t get women. I’d love a new wheelbarrow or even a nice used one. My wife gave me a little giant ladder a few years ago. She gave it to me a few days before Christmas because a window on the second floor was leaking. I got a tool and a project to use it during a miserable freezing rain storm. It wasn’t fun at the time, but that 22 foot extension was pretty nice.

      • I actually got a wheelbarrow for my birthday this year that all my friends pitched in on. It’s got 2 wheels at the front so it’s easier for me to push with a load of wood in it. Very nice!

  3. What drives me around the bend is when my wife asks me what I want for my birthday or Christmas and I tell her “money”.
    “Oh, that’s just too impersonal.”
    So, I get something that I don’t want or need and stick it away in a closet until years later and we have a garage sale. It gets sold for pennies on the dollar and she gets to keep the money…

    • Or you tell them specifically what you want (make and model, size or color) and they get you something sort of close but not what you want. GRRRRR!

  4. Dammit!!! What I’m gonna do with this Deluxe Nose Hair Clippers now? I’m too afraid of the dog house. Seems I’m going to have to get her a Snuggie then.

  5. I know this is suposed to be humorous but it’s just another example of male bashing.

    I triple dog dare the advertising agency to reverse it. Imprison the woman in an undergound detention center to be judged by men and only released when she’s penetant enough. Let’s see how that goes over.

  6. A friend of mine resolved this problem the first year of marriage. Her birthday: A food processor. His birthday: a set of sheets.

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