World’s fastest lawnmower

American Bobby Cleveland, a former technician and designer of lawn-mowers, takes his grass cutter up to 96.5 mph to set a new world record.

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Thursday Caption Contest

Unstable ground

Here’s Thursday’s caption contest.  We’ll award the prize of a full copy of Notifier2 to the person who has the best caption.  Note:  Be sure you have your correct email address on your comment data.  If it’s not correct we can’t notify you if you win.

Notifier2 allows you to check multiple email accounts (google, yahoo, hotmail) and affiliate (adsense, admob, cafepress, sitemeter….) accounts in one nifty little program on Windows. More info.

Wednesday’s winner was MCW.  Wednesday’s contest

Let me tell you about my weekend

An older, white-haired man walked into a jewelry store one Friday evening with a beautiful young gal at his side.
 
He told the jeweler he was looking for a special ring for his new girlfriend. The jeweler looked through his stock and brought out a $5,000 ring. The old man said, ‘No, I’d like to see something more special.’
 
At that statement, the jeweler went to his special stock and brought another ring over… ‘Here’s a stunning ring at only $40,000’ the jeweler said.
 
The young lady’s eyes sparkled and her whole body trembled with excitement. The old man seeing this said, ‘We’ll take it..’
 
The jeweler asked how payment would be made and the old man stated, ‘by check. I know you need to make sure my check is good, so I’ll write it now and you can call the bank Monday to verify the funds and I’ll pick the ring up Monday afternoon,’ he said.
 
Monday morning, the jeweler phoned the old man..
 
‘There’s no money in that account.’
 
‘I know,’ said the old man, ‘But let me tell you about my weekend!’
 

Thanks Gene

Drink and drive

Car accidentA recent joint study conducted by the Department of Health and the Department of Motor Vehicles indicates that 23% of traffic accidents are alcohol related.

This means that the remaining 77% are caused by assholes who just drink coffee, carbonated drinks, juices, yogurts, and shit  like that.

Therefore beware of those who do not drink alcohol. They cause three times as many accidents.

Thanks Gene