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Wednesday’s winner was MCW. Wednesday’s contest
The reason the grass is greener “over there” is because it’s growing over the septic tank.
I wouldn’t want to be near THAT when he pops it!
It’s a broken sprinkler.
Inquiring minds want to know: Water you doing?
Mother Nature’s water bed.
Boobs! I always knew Mother Nature was all woman!
Joe’s wife demanded that he quit playing, and mow the grass. “I can’t, I’m seasick” he mowned.
Mashing the pimple on Mother Nature’s gr-ass.
This is what happens to a septic system when you put too much broccoli in the garbage disposal.
“I think the gophers have been peeing in their tunnels again…”
Due to a lack of funds for their daughter’s 5th birthday party Jim Bob and Elma Joe decided that with a little ingenuity and the over flow from the septic tank that they would be able to provide the kiddos party with a bouncy castle afterall.
The camouflaged pool cover was perfect! Too bad the size of the pool was so small.
While the last of the tremors worms managed to escape to suburbia un-noticed, he accidently blew his cover when he couldn’t hold it any more and let loose the fierciest fart known to man and worm alike.
I need another place to hide the bodies
“this is nothing you should have see the great sewer bubble of 68”
LOL!! That’s a good one!
The tumor has spread from the side to the back. The specialist, Dr.Scott’s has been called in.
And this is where we buried Rosie O’Donnell!
I was gonna say Jabba the Hut, but essentially that is a repeat of your post.
The return of The Yard Blob.
Found it! This is where I buried Rover after he got into my Jalepeno and Bean dip. Dang dog saved my life.
Step 1: Install sprinkler system
Step 2: Place Tarp over sprinkler system
Step 3: Place Sod over the top of the tarp
Step 4: Watch for hours as a sprinkler tech scratches his head.
New sprinkler system $5000
New Sod for the lawn $5000
Forgetting to remove the tarp between the two…. Priceless… and expensive
His kids thought he walked on water, little did they know….
The original water bed
Joe opened the floodgates on a grass roots movement to conserve water.
I feel the earth, move, under my feet…….
Any ‘Red Green Show’ fans out there? Looks like a job for Winston Rothchilds Septic and Sewer Sucking Service.
“Number one in the number two business.”
Popping blisters on the Green Giant back is not what I had in mind when I took the job as landscaper
Jaime^
I think this is a good place to put the pool!!
Says man to wife “this feels like your belly”
He never heard the shot…
Dear, I don’t think BP plugged the well completely!!!
“Dang nab it, last time I laid the lounge carpet, I trapped the hamster, now when I lay the new turf in the paddock, I manage to trap our newest foal…”
Perfect for Tiger Woods! A putting green AND a mattress!
Step 1) flood Hell.
Step 2) wait for winter.
Step 3) collect on all bet’s ever made involving “Hell freezing over”.
Surfin’ turf?
♫ Walking on, walking on brook in grass… ♫
We have Wormsign the likes of which even God has never seen
When Jabba the Hut goes underground, he goes underground.
“I feel the earth move under my feet. I feel the sun come shining down.” Apologies to Carly Simon.
Especially since that was Carole King….I’m shure…. 🙂
I think the contractors misunderstood me when I asked them to install an “in-ground pool.”
The new, “safe trampoline”. No need to worry about falling off.
Geez! give something away for free and everyone wants to paticipate! Where are all posts when it’s just for fun!!!
Just wait. If there’s a heart-warming story or gut-wrenching tragedy or something, DJ, Scott, Richard, and I will ridicule it to no end until everyone stops reading and moves to the next post. If we can somehow fit politics in as well, we might have some additional commentary from PinB. However, typically infidel only responds to guns and leather.
“infidel only responds to guns and leather”?? I can think of at least twOO other things…
You’re right, Deej. But you know me, I was trying to be politically correct….well…except about the guns…and maybe the leather too.
I fertilize my lawn with jello too.
Carly, Carole…They’re all the same in the dark…
“My wife keeps nagging for me to get the septic tank emptied. Feels like there is still room though.”
This is what you get when play hide and go seek with Snooki. Where’s Snooki’s @ss?
cletus, I know this is fun and all, but have some respect we just buried your wife!
Pop it, tape it, and send it to the guys at popthatzit.com!
“IT’S NOT A TUMOR!!”
this will cure his sleep walking
WE HAVE A WINNER!
We had a lot of good entries, but CLH wins with this entry:
And this is where we buried Rosie O’Donnell!
CLH will be contacted by email with instructions on how to claim his prize.
This was the hardest to judge so far. We had a lot of good entries. This was my second favorite: “This is nothing you should have see the great sewer bubble of 68″ – A L N