She loved his tall stature. He loved her complexion. Together they scaled new heights.
Is that a bolt in your neck or are you happy to see me?
He picked her up at the karaoke bar after singing badly. He couldn’t carry a tuna.
If it smells like fish, eat it!
Fire bad! Mermaid, good!
You no taste like Lily!
“I caught her in the sludge by the reactor run-off. I think she still might be edible.”
“Why, thank you!”
“Are you a soprano?”
“Why no, I’m a bass.”
“Salmon enchanted evening, you will meet a lover…”
“You’re such a big fellow. How much do you weigh.”
“I don’t know. Let’s get on the scales.”
Why yes, I used to be on a TV show but it jumped the shark about twenty years ago.”
“I’m tired of walking, where’s your car?”
“Stop your carping. It’s the gold Barracuda over there.”
“When you said that you were a Sturgeon, I thought you meant a doctor.”
Wow…that was scottacular!
Thank you. Thank you very much. I’ll be here all week.
Pretty good, I’ll give you a sea plus.
Aw. I was hoping for a blue fin ribbon…
Sorry Charlie, I guess you’re fishing for a compliment. I think you deserve a Portuguese man award.
I love fridays
I once caught a fish THIS big.
It must be Friday, I’ve got a fish for dinner
Lucky me, sushi tonight.
If he was a robot you could call this ‘Fish and Chips’.
He says “You’re not Ariel*
She says “You’re no prince either”
Quit yer bitchin’, get back to fishin’.
This is a fishy tale.
She was just another gillfriend, but he was Her-man.
LOL @ Her man.
She was his master. He was her bait. Together they would master bait.
“What’s this on your chin? Dr. Frankenstein can fix that, it looks like you blew a seal.”
“Er.. uh.. no dear, it’s um.. ice cream.”
Sounds like you’ve been listening to Kip Addotto.
Things were going well for him. He got a good job through [img][/img]
I know you want me but…………… it smells like fish.I,m gonna have to throw you back.
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