32 thoughts on “Caption contest”

  1. “You’re such a big fellow. How much do you weigh.”
    “I don’t know. Let’s get on the scales.”

  2. “I’m tired of walking, where’s your car?”
    “Stop your carping. It’s the gold Barracuda over there.”

  3. I once caught a fish THIS big.

    or

    It must be Friday, I’ve got a fish for dinner

    or

    Lucky me, sushi tonight.

    or

    If he was a robot you could call this ‘Fish and Chips’.

  4. “What’s this on your chin? Dr. Frankenstein can fix that, it looks like you blew a seal.”

    “Er.. uh.. no dear, it’s um.. ice cream.”

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