Why hasn’t this been invented?

13 thoughts on “Why hasn’t this been invented?”

1. Actually, it has been invented. http://cirrusaircraft.com/parachute/

2. No parachute would do you much good if the thing is engulfed in flames 🙁

   • We have a candidate for Mr. Obviousman…

3. I’ve seen them on TV before, they do exist. http://www.ocregister.com/articles/cirrus-57562-pilot-planes.html

4. 250 crispy critters arrived on schedule. Another positive indicator for the airline’s shareholder report.

5. The fire would not torch the parachutes too?

   • nah, they are made of the same thing as black boxs

     • Oh, but the plane isn’t. I see. Thanks for clearing that up Isiah.

   • No, it would in fact make the burning airplane float upwards.

6. Richard, meet Isiah, Isiah, Richard…

7. That’s almost as good as my automotive marshmallow bumper invention

   • they have those for ships. I been trying to convince the wife to let me install them on our car, no luck so far.

8. If that fails, there’s always this.

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