7 thoughts on “Feeling tired?”

  1. A man was badly constipated, so he went to a doctor. The doctor prescribed suppositories and told the man to take one once every four hours.

    The man left the doctor, happy that his problem would soon be gone. When he got home, he took a suppository, swallowing it with a glass of water. Four hours passed, nothing happened. But he figured that these things take time, so he swallowed another one, hoping he would reap the benefits very soon. After several days of taking the suppositories every four hours, he was still constipated, so he returned to the doctor.

    When the man explained that he took one every four hours, as prescribed, the doctor exclaimed, “What the heck are you doing? Swallowing them?”

    The man replied sarcastically, “No, I’m shoving them up my arse!!!”

  2. Mrs. Kintner: I just found out, that a girl got killed here last week, and you knew it! You knew there was a radiation out there! You knew it was dangerous! But you let people put it up their butt anyway? You knew all those things! But still my boy is dead now. And there’s nothing you can do about it. My boy is dead. I wanted you to know that.

  3. First time I’ve heard the term “electric atoms”. All in all – what a radiant idea.

  4. I had radioactive seeds implanted in my prostate. Cured the cancer, but I didn’t glow in the dark. Darnit! That would’ve been pretty cool.

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