Most of these types of internet videos show you an idiot. But this video gives you TWO idiots. Let the nut-crunching begin.
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Most of these types of internet videos show you an idiot. But this video gives you TWO idiots. Let the nut-crunching begin.
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you know what is worse? One day, these guys will have… kids… 🙁
Not if they keep that up! Please crush them! It will save the state money if they don’t have children.
Shouldn’t there be a point where forcible sterilization supersedes an idiot’s right to reproduce?
This is one of the most stupid things I have ever seen anyone do.
Aww, you guys are just bawlin’ that you didn’t think of it first.
No I’m just sitting here with a plank stare.
I’d really hope that there’s no way they could reproduce simply because there couldn’t possibly be any girls (make that girl cousins) that would find this attractive. But I would be wrong.
Paul, you’re nuts!
Was he that board?
How could somebody be that board?
I think he was framed.
It was 3:45 and they had to get a couple of these jumps filmed before their mother got home. They had to do two by 4.
I sure wooden do it.
Why knot?
And what fir?
What a stud.
His voice had a much different timbre after this. And his girlfriend?…he had to lever.
He pined for her.
So he tried to spruce himself up a bit.
But he still felt sappy.
He lumbered around for days.
You’re warped.
These two guys hated each other ever rafter.
But when they made up, they re-joist.
That board was unsanded…the bark was worse than the bike.
That board is grade 3 lumber. He couldn’t do number 1 or number 2 for awhile.
Cause now he had a not hole?
He felt sick. Sawmill feeling came over him.
He was so dumb, when his girlfriend broke her arm he had to splinter.
I remember… That cost her the gold medal. She got the sliver instead.
Why, oh why were idiots created to walk the earth?
Idk… Cause bikes get bogged down in dust on the moon?
I’m beginning to believe they were made for our entertainment and on the moon there’s no one to laugh at their antics.
With a telescope I sawdust on the moon once.
When I was looking in router space.
While you were doing that I needed to know how old Saturn was so I was counting the rings.
It certainly looks like he got drilled in the nuts, but afterwards couldn’t screw…
To entertain the rest of us I guess.
The guy on the bike found the board over a doorway. He took a header.
I mitre saw that one coming.
As the guy on the bike said, “I wish Gary was here right now…”
I think Gary’s milling around here somewhere. He’ll be here lathe-r for his turn.
As this guy’s ex gf said, I sure hope Gary has a couple of good ones left in him.
Hope he doesn’t draw a plank.
WOW, You guys are on a roll!
We have a warped sense of humor.
If Sander were here it would have went smoother.
I just saw Bella go by with a “F**k Dutch Elm Disease” cap on. Looks like she’s branching out. I guess those photosynthesis treatments really helped.
Wow, getting intentionally hammered between the running planks, not high on my list of things to do before I die.
It’s plane to me we have a couple dumb ashes here.
Hey Scott…Oak ay, who exactly is he talking about??
No no no, I’m in awl of you two…You guys have really been hitting the balls outta the park
At least he nailed the landing.
A hit like that would give even Norm Abram a limp biscuit.
Wood have made Bob Villa log off.
Now he knows what the term “stained wood” really means…
Hope he lives long enough to have a natural finish.
I’m sure he can forget about hardwood for a while.
You know, when you get decked like that, you shouldn’t keep railing about it.
Just get up on your spindle-y legs, stair down the pain, and plumb forget about it
Well that bores right down to the root of it.
Dang! 53 comments on a video like that! I guess I’m the only one who thinks this is normal nowadays.
Anything else wood be paling in comparison.
Just don’t picket apart too much.
Normal in your neck of the woods maybe.
Just when you thought you had sawz all.
After what I saw, I’m having trouble coping.
Aww nuts, I hope you’re ok…knock on wood.
I’ll level with you, I panicked when I thought I woodn’t measure up, voice got a little rasp-y but I’m gonna clamp down on my emotions ….bottom line, I’ll stick like glue.
Yeah he’ll be oak k.
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You all are making a kill’n, drying my eyes here.
My wife says she’s going to bed, maybe I’ll jointer.
Don’t get us started on that now…
V joint tongue and groove was mentioned.
Protect the environment… beware of saplings.
Don’t get a veneer-eal disease.
What the F@#k is a “F**k Dutch Elm Disease” Cap? Hahaha, you peoples are brilliant and very, berry funny. I really enjoy your site Jonco. BTW DJ, is there a cure for that?
I don’t exactly know how to treed it, but you wood have to travel again. Oakland, Mapleton, Willowdale, Palm Springs, Hollywood, or Aspen.
Ok, as long as it’s not Firtive then I will not be a birch and chestnut go with it.
I think you’re safe; hasn’t reached BellaLand yet…you don’t need anything else to worry your little self over anyway:
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dutch_elm_disease#Canada
I bet he was pretty tinder after that…
HEY! Proof that the nut^ doesn’t fall far from the tree.
Hey DJ, is this your AJ?
Yep. Sapling #1.
(and only I think.)
Hi AJ! Please tell me that you’re not as twisted as your Dad.