90 thoughts on “Two nut-crunching idiots”

  1. Shouldn’t there be a point where forcible sterilization supersedes an idiot’s right to reproduce?

    This is one of the most stupid things I have ever seen anyone do.

  2. I’d really hope that there’s no way they could reproduce simply because there couldn’t possibly be any girls (make that girl cousins) that would find this attractive. But I would be wrong.

  3. It was 3:45 and they had to get a couple of these jumps filmed before their mother got home. They had to do two by 4.

      • As this guy’s ex gf said, I sure hope Gary has a couple of good ones left in him.
        Hope he doesn’t draw a plank.

  4. I just saw Bella go by with a “F**k Dutch Elm Disease” cap on. Looks like she’s branching out. I guess those photosynthesis treatments really helped.

  5. Wow, getting intentionally hammered between the running planks, not high on my list of things to do before I die.

  6. You know, when you get decked like that, you shouldn’t keep railing about it.
    Just get up on your spindle-y legs, stair down the pain, and plumb forget about it

  7. Dang! 53 comments on a video like that! I guess I’m the only one who thinks this is normal nowadays.

  8. What the F@#k is a “F**k Dutch Elm Disease” Cap? Hahaha, you peoples are brilliant and very, berry funny. I really enjoy your site Jonco. BTW DJ, is there a cure for that?