You’re keeping me in stitches, but it’s time to start piping down or sew help me I’m gonna tell you all to stuff it.
Yeah, well your pillow is a featherweight.
You make a good case.
Professional pillow fighting is nothing but a sham.
Don’t bring me down.
Yeah, it’s easy to throw a fight.
I know you don’t give a sheet, but my great-grandfeather got tossed for doing that.
I bet it’s hard to put your mind to rest knowing that.
I’m not much of a comforter, but I sympathize.
Well it was pretty alarming.
But I’m trying to blanket out.
I don’t like some of these vague blanket statements.
I was hoping to cushion the blow
But I think you should quilt while your ahead.
That’s bunk.
You guys are plucking hilarious!
You’re keeping me in stitches, but it’s time to start piping down or sew help me I’m gonna tell you all to stuff it.
What started as a pillow fight, has I fear become a Din of inequity.
horse feathers!
duvet know their jokes are getting old?
Fuck doing a smart comment, where could I purchase one of these?
Over yawnder at the slumberyard?
Sleep on it before you decide to buy it.
That’s good advice not only for pillows…