6 thoughts on “Memorial Day Massacre”

  1. It became aBUNdantly clear that the deceased were all members of the Frank family
    Police relish the chance to grill the dog that did this. A spokesman said “As soon as we ketchup with him, you can stick a fork in him, he’s done.”.

  2. Scott, frankly, I think Gary is playing ketchup to be top pun mustard. It requires buns of steel to top you though. just sayin’.

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