Sunday paper

Lady on phone“WHERE is my SUNDAY  paper?!” The irate customer calling the newspaper office, loudly demanded to know where her Sunday edition was.

“Madam”, said the newspaper employee, “today is Saturday.
The Sunday paper is not delivered until tomorrow, on SUNDAY.”

There was quite a long pause on the other end of the phone, followed by a ray of recognition as she was heard to mutter,
“Well, shit, so that’s why no one was at church today.” 

Thanks Gene

4 thoughts on “Sunday paper”

  1. An Englishman goes into a shop in Ireland.
    “I’d like a copy of the Times please.”
    “Would that be the Irish Times or the Times of London?”
    “The Times of London.”
    “would that be yesterday’s Times or today’s Times?”
    “Today’s Times.”
    “Well you’ll have to come back tomorrow.”

  2. My 90-YO dad couldn’t figure out why no-one was arriving for his church’s special Easter Sunday service until a church employee gently informed him that Easter was the NEXT week.

  3. Actually, Saturday, the seventh-day Sabbath is the only day when you shall go to church, and not the Sunday. If anyone can prove from Bible that Sunday is the God-given day of worship, go and pick up 50.000 USD in cash at this guy:
    No one called yet.
    The thing is serious.

  4. woow!!!! she looks jus like my maw,,i hadta do a double take, after i fell outta my chair,,wow,oh and btw keep up the great work,,oldbear!

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