Lifesavers

The teacher gave children some Lifesavers candies…The children began to identify the flavors by their color:

Red…………………..Cherry
Yellow………………Lemon
Green……………….Lime
Orange …………….Orange

Finally the teacher gave them all HONEY lifesavers. None of the children could identify the taste.

The teacher said, ‘I will give you all a clue. It’s what your mother may sometimes call your father.’

One little girl looked up in horror, spit her lifesaver out and yelled, ‘Oh my God! They’re ass-holes!

The teacher had to leave the room!

Thanks Gene

1 thought on “Lifesavers”

  1. Is it common knowledge that lifesavers got their name from the little hole in the middle, which allows you to breathe even if you get one caught in your throat? I guess it’s the candy that can’t be choked on so they called them lifesavers.

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