The Nun

She gets into the cab, and notices that the VERY handsome cab driver won’t stop staring at her.

She asks him why he is staring.

He replies: “I have a question to ask you but I don’t want to offend you.”

She answers, “My son, you cannot offend me. When you’re as old as […]

 

Jokin’ Joe Biden

Thanks, Mike (from Spain)  

 

Harrison Ford’s Broccoli Joke

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Finally, some blond men jokes…

A blond man is in the bathroom and his wife shouts: “Did you find the shampoo?”

He answers, “Yes, but I’m not sure what to do… it’s for dry hair, and I’ve just wet mine.”

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A blond man spies a letter lying on his doormat.

It says on the envelope “DO NOT […]

 

Sometimes it’s difficult

Thanks, Mike (from Spain)   I can relate to this.  

 

Meanwhile, at the doctor…

Thanks Ed C

 

 

Archaeology around the world

After having dug to a depth of 10 feet last year, British scientists found traces of copper wire dating back 200 years and came to the conclusion that their ancestors already had a telephone network more than 150 years ago.

Not to be outdone by the British, in the weeks that followed, an American […]

 

Meanwhile, at the pearly gates…

When everybody on earth was dead and waiting to enter Heaven, God appeared and said, “I want the men to make two lines:  One line for the men who were true heads of their household,  and the other line for the men who were dominated by their women.” “I want all the women to report […]

 

Meanwhile, at a hotel restaurant…

At a hotel restaurant, a man sees an attractive woman sitting alone at the next table. Suddenly, she sneezes, and a glass eye comes flying out of her eye socket. It hurls by the man, and he snatches it from the air and hands it back to her.

“This is so embarrassing,” the woman […]

 

It’s time to settle down…

A man is dating three women and wants to decide which to marry. He decides to give them a test. He gives each woman a present of $5000 and watches to see what they do with the money. The first does a total makeover. She goes to a fancy beauty salon, gets her hair […]

 
 
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