I love Olivia! She must be from Nova Scotia or New Brunswick – they (we) are the nosiest people on God’s earth. Tourists dumb enough to stop and talk always get the third degree from locals. (Although the poop colour question is new.) The only question she left out is the Canadian East Coast Final Question – who were your grandparents and how are we related?
Do you like movies about gladiators?
Have you ever been in a Turkish prison?
Have you ever seen a grown man naked?
How can I set my laser printer to “Stun”?
When you kiss mom, does she give tongue?
Why did the Flintstones celebrate Christmas?
Why does your nose run but your feet smell?
Wow, more New Brunswickers here, all singing the song of my people!
Survived 3 years in Freddie Town at UNB, guess some of it got to me.
8 months of winter, 4 months of tough sledding was the 1st NB joke I heard. 😉