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Thanks Mike (from Spain)
Dumbo always wanted to have his very own rabbit… This one came with surprises inside!
My Trunk is bigger than yours!
I will squash you like a bug.
Check between the bulls back legs. Little guy peeking out. Maybe that’s why the girl is freaking out.
You’re supposed to stop when someone’s in the cross-walk!
I want you!
I need you!
But there ain’t no way
I’m ever gonna love you!
But don’t be sad.
‘Cause two out of three ain’t bad.
Is this a trunk stop?
One, two, three, four, fi…that’s not a leg! Oh My!
YOU SHALL NOT PASS!! Oh, and my nose is tired and my fifth column hangs a bit heavy these days. You don’t mind, do you?
My, my Rabbit–you are looking might hot. Can you say musth?
Volkswagen subsequently recalled all VW Pachyderms after the grisly “mating” incident in Botswana.
There’s a trunk trying to get into our boot!
Hoooooo, I hate these portable urinals. They keep moving.
hay this Viagra pill worked fast.
You shall not pass!
I’m a-gonna scratch my initials on the top of this here turtle. You be mine, little one. You be mine!
It was nice of them to put this little bench here so I can rest while I take a crap and pee!
Brace yourself Mildred, we are about to be inseminated.
Quiet! If we are lucky, he’ll never spot us here; right under his nose.
Well, at least he didn’t ‘tea-bag’ us.
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