I can’t decide the best poem about B&P, so we’ll do it American Idol style. I’ve selected four of my favorites and we’ll let the B&P neighbors (you) decide who the winner is. The one receiving the most votes will be the winner. Vote by noon Wednesday (CST) for your vote to count. (Ballot at the bottom of this post.)
Note: DJ request that his poem not be used in the judging as he already had enough B&P crap. (He said it nicer than that)
M C W
There’ a place I go every day, you see
Jonco’s place, that’s B&P
It’s a nice little spot to visit on the net
where there’s some of the nicer folks that I’ve met
There’s interesting stories, jokes and memes
animal photos, and talk of sports teams
He’s got contests for readers, every now and then
And he always plays fair to both women and men
He doesn’t really lean to the left or the right
He just stands back and let’s us fight
But it’s never about hatred on the old B&P
It’s all about fun and cool things to see
So we all salute Jonco, our man at the top
May B&P go on, and never, ever stop!
To pick this one vote M C W
OMG, You’ll LOL
Or, Maybe learn
So,what the hell
It’s better than
A bathroom reader
Videos make it
So much sweeter
Contests and blogs
Photos to caption
Whatzits and Whosits
And funny reactions
A smile, a laugh
A way to de-stress
Bits and Pieces
Is the best
To pick this one vote Jen
When first I rise…
Before to bed I go
I come to B&P & visit Jonco.
I’ve laughed and I’ve cried
Sometimes cursed, even sighed.
I’ll tell you right now, yeah I admit it
If this site were a woman
I think I would hit it.
The truth of the inchworm
was explained to me
nor inch nor worm it turned out to be
I blinked twice, and cried “No feces?”
Oh the things I’ve learned on Bits & Pieces.
Sites may come and sites may go
But I’ll always come to visit
Gus, Trixie and…The 76 year old guy that runs this place.
To pick this one vote Gary
The Internet is very large
And full of lots of things.
I don’t have time to search it all
And find that one cat that sings.
But thankfully there is someone
Who took that time instead.
Now I can see all I want
From the comfort of my bed.
If I had to give props to a single person,
I’d give them to Jonco.
Because he works so hard and long,
B&P is the place to go.
I thank you, Jonco, for giving me
The time to do what I please,
Though your website is the cause
Of all my C’s and D’s.
To pick this one vote Evan