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… you bought 25 bottles of Nyquil?
… you drank seawater?
… if doctors were car mechanics?
… you put your car in reverse while driving?
… you ran over a ninja?
… your town got nuked?
… real life was like Twitter?
… we didn’t have a moon?
… there were no mosquitos?
…time travel became real?
… there was no dust?
… computers made our food?
… you farted in a space suit?
… Google would break?
… I would dig a tunnel through the Earth and jumped in it?
… I ate myself?
… you put your hand in the Large Hadron Collider?
… there was no sun?
… everyone had superpowers?
… you drank 13 beers while running a marathon?
… the post office had competition?
… if you ate one of those silica gel packets?
The Nyquil one is a classic, loved it! I have always wanted to do something like this.
I agree, that was hilarious!
Great articles, but kinda like asking an engineer what time it is: he tells you how to make a watch!
I feel very smart now
I want to talk to those people that HAVE eaten the entire contents of a silica gel packets…just to see if they want fries with the burger I’m buying them.
That’s a great post dude!
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