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Can do. Wheat “crap like you” for breakfast.
He’s a crusty old guy.
His grain-d kids loave him though.
Wonder why he wants to loaf around the house? He should go earn some bread, at the very least he should get out and enjoy the sunbeam-ing down.
Careful of those rays, or you’ll get toasted.
And don’t forget, the sandwich-ever way you go will be hot.
If he had a mate he could butter her up and they could jam together.
When he saw a man approaching he told her “I think he’s coming to cheese us.”
Something went a rye?
Knead me to confirm that?
I don’t have a caption except for “Ahhhhhhhhhh”
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Courtesy of Edvard Munch.
I see what startled him, the ho-cake just walked in.
Suddenly he had that Monkey bread business on his mind.
He would dough anything to keep her from Leavening.
He’s hoping for a roll in the wheat.
OMG! I am out of dough!
Damn these yeast infections!
I have a bun in the oven.
You are one sick bastard to eat me one slice at a time.
I met a MILF that got a rise out of me, then she burned my ass.
Punch me, knee me, make me rise.
OMG, the Hot Cross Bun, it has risen!!!
Turn that frown-ǝpısdn ¡uʍoq
After you pay for that bread, do you want to baguette in plastic or paper?
Don’t keep waffling. Just answer me.
Anyone who steals bread is a real crumb.
“Get away from me, I saw ‘American Pie!'”
To be or not to be . .. . toasted
Well, butter my butt and call me a biscuit…
The AWOL dough got sentenced to the jail at Fort Leavenworth.
Leavenworth! That’s in Kansas. And you know what they got in Kansas? Wheat! (Barney Miller reference.)
Anyway you slice it this dude’s a crumb.
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