Weekend Open Mic

Weekend open mic

Weather:  Looks like we’re in for a typical spring spell this week.  A little rain, a little sun and then more rain.

forecast apr 18

The Weekend Open Mic is where you can talk about anything you want.

That’s it from B&P Headquarters in St. Louis.  What’s going on in your world?

 

 

The real question…

The question

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Relaxed Banana

Relaxed banana

Thanks Mike (from Spain)

 

 

When you’re dead…

When you are dead (1)

Thanks Mike (from Spain)

 

 

Cow back scratcher

Thanks Jeff A

 

 

Loving Husband?

 MastersA man had two of the best tickets for the Augusta Masters.  As he sits down, another man comes along and asks if anyone is sitting in the seat next to him.
 
“No,” he says, “the seat is empty.”
 
“This is incredible!” said the man. “Who in their right mind would have a seat like this, the biggest golfing event in the whole world, and not use it?”
 
He says, “Well, actually, the seat belongs to me. My wife was supposed to come with me, but she passed away. This is the first Masters we haven’t been together since we married.”
 
“Oh… I’m sorry to hear that. That’s terrible. I guess you couldn’t find someone else?… a friend or relative or even a neighbor to take the seat?”
 
The man shakes his head. “No, they’re all at the funeral.”

Thanks Gene

 

 

Turtle Walking

Residents in Tokyo have recently reported several sightings of possibly the most patient pet-walker in the world: an elderly man who takes his enormous African spurred tortoise (or sulcata) out for walks around the town.

Turtle walk

The rest of the story.

Thanks Mike (from Spain)

 

 

I scream, You scream…

I scream you scream

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Now you know…

Now you know

Thanks Bella

 

 

A note from Ronnie’s mom…

Note from Ronnie's mom

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Stealing the limelight in 3… 2… 1…

Stealing the limlight

Thanks Mike (from Spain)

 

 
 
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